Lyrics

Hello. My name is Howard, the Jamaican gardener
Got what you need,
man with the girls and the weed

I can show you round, take you downtown
Pick you up when you’re feeling down
Hello. I'm Howard, the Jamaican gardener

It’s a short flight from Miami to Montego Bay
It's a short flight from Miami to Montego Bay

Close your eyes, you’re almost there
Tell the cab drivers to bring you here
Hello. I'm Howard, the Jamaican gardener

Go ahead and call me, call me Mr. Everything
When you know the words, the words to the song
Baby, all you gotta do is sing

Take you down to Kingston, take you down to Port Royal
Let me introduce you to a little blue-eyed gal
I know you’re only here a day or two
But you’re gonna need my services before you’re through
Hello. I'm Howard, the Jamaican gardener

Hello. My name is Howard, the Jamaican gardener